Bluresque

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
vitariesocks
politijohn

In light of my recent monkeypox post, A LOT of people seem confused or unaware of the growing public health concern. Here’s some high level info

  • Monkeypox is a rare disease from the same virus family as smallpox. Since May ‘22, a concerning outbreak has been occurring across many countries, including the US, that historically have not reported the virus
  • Symptoms can include fever, headache, muscle aches and backache, swollen lymph nodes, chills, exhaustion, and a rash that can look like pimples or blisters that appears on the face, inside the mouth, and on other parts of the body
  • The current outbreak appears to be spreading mostly through close, intimate contact with someone who has monkeypox. It can spread via direct contact with the infectious rash, scabs, or body fluids; respiratory secretions during prolonged, face-to-face contact; touching items that previously touched the infectious rash or body fluids; and pregnant people can spread the virus to their fetus
  • Most of the confirmed cases of monkeypox are men who have sex with men (MSM). This is not because MSM are biologically more susceptible to monkeypox. MSM generally have a better relationship with medical practitioners than heterosexual men, so they are more likely to get tested. Monkeypox is likely a concern for the broader public too
  • Good news: We know a lot about monkeypox (unlike the case with COVID). It is not transmitted as easily as COVID and is not as deadly. Two vaccines already exist
  • Bad news: In the US, the Biden Admin is dragging its feet on vaccine roll out. Most people, even at-risk populations, can’t get them yet. Most people are also unaware of this outbreak because the media is failing to inform the public. I hope this post helps shrink the info gap a little bit. Please consider spreading the word and adding to this post with more info and resources

My gf and I are getting married!!! 🥺

(because the scotus thinks we deserve no rights 🤨)

We’re eloping and having a two person party !!!!! 🤪

(bc capitalism makes sure we’re broke 😒)

I bought a cute dress and we’re gonna order a vegan cake!!! 😎

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
boyboobs

high as hell and im thinking about ehat if there was a meme going around that was just posting this picture under people's posts

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captioned "i drinked you" and people would freak out and all the tags would be like "GET DRINKED" "IDIOT GOT DRINKED" tha k you for coming to my teddy talky

dabudder

this is definitely a faked post but tumblrs still going to make this a meme,,, i drinked you

baboon-87

wtf does faked post even mean in this context. op just said they had a thought and described the thought they had. thats how thinking works

dabudder

dont think op was ‘high as hell’ when they thought it tho. typos seem exaggerated and also the general tendency of these types of memes is that someone sees it in a dream, and being high whilst thinking of a meme is sorta the logical extension of that

boyboobs

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i drinked you

yeetnyoinkdrivethru

this is definitely something I would come up with while high. Someone doesn’t know how logically illogical one can be whilst 𝓑𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓭.

Straight male fantasy: “ok so like there’s this lady with big boobs and they never sag bc they’re like balloon and round smooth and also woman licks my pp rll good mmm and and also she thinks i’m the smartest of all the smartiest and-”

lesbian fantasy: “twin moons cast a silver glow over the peaks of the ancient mountain empire. The world is asleep, all except the swordsmith - she’s the town insomniac. She lazily rolls her gaze to the clock-”

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guilty-as-battery-charged

Unpopular opinion but an adult still living at home with their birth family doesn’t owe you an explanation for why they’re living there. 

It could be an illness/disability they have that’s not fully visible. Maybe they want to be around to care for their aging parents. Maybe the rents in their area are so disgustingly, astronomically high that it really doesn’t make sense for them to move out. Maybe they just don’t trust strangers enough to move into shared accommodation. No matter what it is, it’s not your business. 

neofooturism

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or maybe they’re not american

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[Image ID/ Tumblr reply from hazeInMoonlight /End ID]

yeetnyoinkdrivethru

I needed this 😩